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JACKASS AND SWEETPEA~~~

There lives a couple whose names are Jackass and Sweetpea. They have been together for so long that they have become rather blunt and sarcastic to each other. They don't mean it, they just sound like that. The way they talk to each other is hilarious, though to some it is less than kind. It began long ago as a humoring way to handle arguments, but, has since then become a way of talking to each other.

When they are out in public, they forget that other people can hear them as they banter back and forth. It really is bantering, not bickering. They rarely have a fight, probably because the good natured bantering relieves the need to do so, but, when other people hear them, they either laugh, shake their heads, or look at them like they ought to seek therapy....

Each of them is very good and kind people. They do not talk to anyone else the way they talk to each other. Sometimes they laugh at themselves, especially when it gets carried away, and, they especially laugh at people's reactions to their verbal scathing...

Jackass is a good man, a good father, and, a good husband. There are not many flaws in Jackass except that he acts like a Jackass to Sweetpea. Sweetpea has long ago given up on trying to change him, as he is what he is. He is selfish, self-centered, and, spoiled rotten. He knows it and admits it, but, will say with a grin on his face, "You knew what I was like when you found me, and, it is too late for me to change." Jackass just doesn't see that he could have tried to make some concessions along the way, as he is too busy thinking about how much more spoiled he could be; partly because he knows that Sweetpea will do mostly anything for him...

Sweetpea is a worldly woman. She is wise and intelligent, and has a heart of gold. She is not a doormat, and, does not let Jackass walk all over her, but, because he is a good man, father, and, husband she does let him get away with a bit more than she should, though surely, if you heard her and Jackass in person, you would think that he was the nicer of the two...

The two have had some great times together, they have done so much and always together. He cannot stand to do anything without his Sweetpea, for she is the world to him. He likes her as much as he loves her and he thinks that she is the most beautiful woman in the world, though again, of you heard them live, you would wonder...

Their banter is filled with colorful words, gestures, and, lots of adjectives. They go on and on for all of maybe two full minutes, but, the two minutes are so full of verbosity that you would think that it has been going on forever. They do this perhaps several times a day, each time laughing afterwards at their silly, unthoughtful behavior. They do not ever hold it against each other, and, for the rest of the time, they are loving and kind towards each other. It is their way and it works for them, though honestly, if you heard them you would think that they should stay away from each other for as long as possible...

Jackass and Sweetpea will be together forever, of that there is no doubt. Perhaps as they age, the bantering will disappear, but, it is unlikely, for it provides a sort of private, shared fun for them which no one around them understands, and, they really enjoy the twists and turns their thoughts take, often off the wall, often so far-fetched that it really is hilarious. I find the two extremely entertaining, and, I think they know that for sometimes they really turn it on when I am around... Yep, Jackass and Sweetpea are quite the couple, but, one thing is for sure, they are the most honest, upfront, and, devoted couple I have ever seen...

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